the ants are dead! the wasps are dead! I mowed the lawn!
are you tired of reading about this yet? I'm getting a little tired of chronicling my backyard struggles. today feels like a major victory. though now that I've pronounced the pests dead, they will probably be back with a vengeance come morning. that's how it happens back there, apparently.
today's discovery: there is a super mario bros. toadstool growing in the yard. it looks, more or less, like this.
I can see it from the kitchen window. at first, I just thought it was a softball or a wiffleball that had somehow landed in our yard (we have kids next door). but upon closer investigation...
red spots means if I eat it, I'll become Super Michaela. like Super Mario, but me. get it? get it?????
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